Cats and utensils

I really hate cats. I hate most animals. As if it isn't bad enough, this woman taught her cat to eat with a fork and chopsticks. Rather than just have a freak, creepy cat that can do something solely human after much prodding, she has decided that her cat (read : this woman) would like to meet Tiger Woods and have dinner with Oprah. Oh, and her cat wants to be a movie star. Because she can, ya know, eat ice cream with a spoon. Did I mention.... it's a fucking cat?!