Saturday, February 28, 2009

Master Of Denim

Friday, February 20, 2009

The reading non-smoking rainbow

So I sent out a tweet about me quitting smoking. Within 24 hours I had received a reply from Reading Rainbow's own LeVar Burton!! I can't make this shit up people...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Grown Ass Man Show #1

After watching this I think I'm going to lay off food completely. WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME I WAS THIS FAT!?!? Seriously.. diet. Starts today.

Fall Out Boy - Japan Update 2 - Believers Never Die Part Deux from clandestine on Vimeo.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I really love penguins

I love penguins even if they're not real...

Also, my little sister is having a kid. I'm going to be Uncle Brian soon.

G'Day from Australia mates. Take care and brush your hair.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Dentist kid X Christian Bale (NSFW)

Take 2!!!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Blogging from the other side of the world is hard

I don't sleep much in Japan. I'm 16 hours ahead of where I call home in a completely different day most of the time. I stay up at all hours drinking sake and smoking cigarettes in front of my computer screen in my hotel room, organizing photos I took in the last 8 days of some of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Unfortunately, most of the time I don't have internet because it costs about a bazillion Yen for 24 hours, and I don't make that much in a week. The economy sucks even in the future.

I promise I will post pictures of this amazing trip on my Flickr account as soon as I have internet for long enough to do so. In the meantime enjoy this assortment of ridiculous signs, ads, and random stuff I have come across in this country I love so much...

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Kid goes to the dentist

I should preface this by saying this kid just came back from the dentist and is still feeling the effects of the anesthesia. If you'd like, you can forget that and pretend that he's being kidnapped and drugged by a pedophile who is filming his exploits for YouTube. Whatever makes you happy.

Sunday, February 1, 2009


The posts will be a little more sporadic now that I'm overseas. Japan to be exact. I went to my favorite bar on planet Earth last night - Rock Rock in Shinsaibashi, Osaka, Japan. After a full night of drunken drinking I stumbled into a Family Mart looking for some after drinking food and wouldn't you know it they had something ready made for me! It even had a little picture of beer on the package. There's nothing in the package because I ate it already...