Thursday, January 29, 2009

The boss

So yesterday the guy on the left....


...my boss, decided to post a photo and little story about me on his blog. So, I've decided to return the favor. Yes, we do make up the illustrious team "Stage Left", and yes I do dance (sometimes on tables or couches) when "Hey Ya" comes on. But, I would like to say that I don't purposely try to ruin movies and The Office for him. I just assume we're on the same page. If it wasn't for this guy I would probably be homeless right now. Or maybe just working for a different band. We're probably going to own and operate a Pepper Lunch one day soon.

One time in 2003 when my old band and his current extremely successful band were on tour together we used to play this game where we would pull increasingly more brutal pranks on each other. This one time they stole our merch guy Rich's clothes and he had to run around for an hour or so completely naked. I actually don't remember why his clothes were off to begin with. In retaliation we smeared our guitar tech Ron's diarrhea on their van window. In return someone pissed in bottled and informed us "it's somewhere in your van". I can't remember what it led to next, but I will always remember what came after. Probably the most classic story of all time. Forever known as the night I almost killed Fall Out Boy. Well, not really, but pretty fucking close. This video should explain it. Thanks for everything P.W.

5 comments:

Charlotte said...

Madness! I don't know who I'd be more wary around– you or Fall Out Boy.

Jemima said...

hahaha thats hilarious!
last year we put a load of condoms filled with mayonnaise all over my housemates room. they went so gross after like a week!

carlea said...

hahaha that is just crazy shitt. i think im more wary of u. woah crazy.

Jackie said...

lol, good stuff...

this island life said...

Hahaha, Brian!

You called me that night, you locked yourself in the bathroom after it happened and all I remember was you being super pissed and I was very confused.

Miss you, thug!

PS - Interventions never been the smae since you left NYC