Business cards

Relax dude, it's still just a business card.

A Great Urban Mystery Solved!!

After much careful research and consideration I have uncovered what many of us have already thought to be true. Fred Durst was the leprechaun in the tree in Crichton, Alabama!!

Amateur sketch of leprechaun :


Fred Durst's profile photo from Twitter :

Batman Drunk Dialing

This is painfully stupid and awesome. This marks my second posting of a youtube video featuring Batman.

Tweeting, etc.

Last summer I signed up for this thing called Twitter. At the time, me and my 5 or so followers shared random snippets of our day in little blasts, 140 characters at a time. Slowly I started picking up random followers who I didn't know. Then I quit, because letting random strangers in on the minutiae of your daily life is not something I wanted to do at the time.

This winter I had a change of heart. Maybe it was the snow, maybe it was boredom. Most likely it was the really cool looking twitterific app for the iPhone that re-sold me on Twitter. To be honest though, I couldn't give you a good reason why anyone tweets (as they call it). If something is going on in my life and I know you, chances are you don't need to read my tweets to find out.

Anyway, I sometimes feel like Jon Stewart in this clip when I try to figure out technology. So says the guy with the blog that runs his twitter feed in a column.

Jada Pinkett's band

I've known for a while that Jada Pinkett-Smith had this heavy band, and that she played Ozzfest and all this crazy shit, but I had never seen it with my own 2 eyes.

Well.... here it is ladies and gentlemen. Like it or not (I don't really)..... Wicked Wisdom live on Letterman. I'm so sick right now I thought this was a hallucination.

Master Of Denim

The reading non-smoking rainbow

So I sent out a tweet about me quitting smoking. Within 24 hours I had received a reply from Reading Rainbow's own LeVar Burton!! I can't make this shit up people...

The Grown Ass Man Show #1

After watching this I think I'm going to lay off food completely. WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME I WAS THIS FAT!?!? Seriously.. diet. Starts today.


Fall Out Boy - Japan Update 2 - Believers Never Die Part Deux from clandestine on Vimeo.

I really love penguins

I love penguins even if they're not real...


Also, my little sister is having a kid. I'm going to be Uncle Brian soon.

G'Day from Australia mates. Take care and brush your hair.

Dentist kid X Christian Bale (NSFW)

Take 2!!!

Blogging from the other side of the world is hard

I don't sleep much in Japan. I'm 16 hours ahead of where I call home in a completely different day most of the time. I stay up at all hours drinking sake and smoking cigarettes in front of my computer screen in my hotel room, organizing photos I took in the last 8 days of some of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Unfortunately, most of the time I don't have internet because it costs about a bazillion Yen for 24 hours, and I don't make that much in a week. The economy sucks even in the future.

I promise I will post pictures of this amazing trip on my Flickr account as soon as I have internet for long enough to do so. In the meantime enjoy this assortment of ridiculous signs, ads, and random stuff I have come across in this country I love so much...

Kid goes to the dentist

I should preface this by saying this kid just came back from the dentist and is still feeling the effects of the anesthesia. If you'd like, you can forget that and pretend that he's being kidnapped and drugged by a pedophile who is filming his exploits for YouTube. Whatever makes you happy.